Okay, you're a Nets fan. Your team is hurting, psychically and physically. Your Knick buddies all have their Jeremy Lin jerseys and all you have is one tattered soul. So in the spirit of trying to get everyone back up, we offer this: Mikhail Prokhorov's homage to his fellow Nets owner, Jay-Z. It took place Friday night on "Spotlight Paris Hilton", a Russian comedy show. Somehow, we can't see Newt Gingrich doing this.