Hump's New Year's Resolution: Invite TMZ for dinner

The New York Post invited a number of "boldface" New Yorkers (aka gossip targets) to reveal their New Year's resolutions for 2013. Among them was none other that current Brooklyn Net (and retired Kardashian) Kris Humphries.

Tongue firmly planted in cheek, Hump disclosed: "I resolved to express more gratitude in 2013 — and will start by inviting [TMZ founder] Harvey Levin and my friends at TMZ over for dinner to thank them for all of their support."

TMZ of course is the gossip site that has provided much grist for the Humphries - Kardashian horror show. Seems like a good way to mend fences, but if Hump shows up in the doorway dressed like this (and with that accessory on the floor to his right loaded), Harvey might want to think twice about joining him.

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