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Kris & Kim: The Satanic Versus

Salmon Rushdie is one of the great writers in the English language, a man whose work has sold millions of copies and whose "Satanic Verses" so angered Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini that he put out a fatwa on Rushdie. But even he is not so big that he can ignore the Kris and Kim divorce, writing a limerick on it, then posting it on Twitter. To wit:

"The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian

"Her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share?

"But kardashian fell klean outa fashian."

And Kardiashian continued her cruelty towards Humphries. After filing divorce papers on Monday, Kim truly cast Kris out of her life, unfollowing him on Twitter. More can bet the house.