For ten often painful, often hysterical minutes, Bill Simmons and crew debate a name for Brooklyn's NBA team. Nets? Awful, says Simmons. Brooklyn Dodgers? A team in LA might object. Shameless marketing ideas (are you with us, Brett?): Brooklyn Lebrons or Brooklyn Spikes. Best idea: borrow a gang name from the 70's movie, "The Warriors". How about the Brooklyn Satan's Mothers? Yes, that'll do just fine.
- The BS Report: Three Half-Baked Ideas (Audio) - Bill Simmons - ESPN