Bobby Simmons told reporters during preseason that he's a "more complete" player than Richard Jefferson, who he was traded for in June. So far, Simmons is averaging a mere 7.0 ppg and 1.3 rpg, compared to RJ's 17.5 ppg and 6.0 rpg. The satirical journal, "The Onion", has taken note...headlining its sports page with "Bobby Simmons Under Impression Nets Are Entering The Bobby Simmons Era".