He is the Voice of the Nets, but also the Sphinx of East Rutherford. Gary Sussman's hieroglyphics have already been the subject of a NetsDaily blog. Now, Lang Whitaker of SLAM Magazine is giving Sussmanese his best shot. Whittaker's Rosetta Stone is a good enough guide, but as many Nets fans know, it may be wiser--and more productive--to spend a few hours curled up with a good Serbian-English Dictionary.
SLAM Takes a Shot at Deciphering Sussman