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Commentators' "Broken Record" Comments about Our Players

So I'm pretty bored, and got to thinking that commentators all around the league have these "broken record" moments as soon as they start talking about our players.

D-Will - They'll start talking about his bum ankles and how he's never the same even if he used to be in the conversation with CP3 as the best PG in the league.

S.Dot - This one probably pisses him off as I'm under the impression that he doesn't want to talk about it seeing that he never watched the replay. Commentators will always talk about the fact that he's a feel good story. He shouldn't be in the league anymore after that career-ending injury wherein his leg was almost cut off.

Plumlee - He's a human pogo stick. Commentators will then talk about his family of pogo sticks.

AA - He's been around the world and the countries will be enumerated.

JJ - He's an awesome iso player and he's huge for his position.

Blatche - He has awesome handles for a big man.

Mirza - You can't leave him open. Defenders should do a better job making sure that he doesn't get a shot up.

Collins - It's just the first game, but I'm sure the fact that he's the first openly gay player will be mentioned over and over again.

I'm not complaining. I just noticed them. Care to add some more "broken records"?

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