DWIGHTMARE II

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Attack of The Nets

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A long time ago in a front office far, far away....

It is a sad time for Nets and Orlando Magic fans everywhere.

Dwight Howard requested a trade to the Nets. He eventually opted in. GMs got fired. Coaches got fired. Dwight Howard requested a trade to the Nets again. Rob Hennigan got upset.

Meanwhile in Brooklyn, a trade to bring Joe Johnson was made. Williams re-signed. The Dwight Howard rumours picked back up from March after the signing of his opt-in.

Dwight Howard was persistent in his attempts to joining forces with Deron Williams, Joe Johnson, Gerald Wallace, and the Brooklyn Nets. Orlando eventually gave in and attempted to part ways with the Jedi master, but after Billy King sent a starship to 200 South Hughey Ave, Orlando, FL that contained the rights to the great Jedi apprentice Brook Lopez as well as some future padawan learners, the evil Sith Lord Hennigan got offended and ordered for the immediate destruction of Jedi Master Billy King and his organization of Jedi. He eventually turned to the arch nemesis of the Nets, Sith Lord Mitch Kupchuck and the Los Angeles Lakers. Sith Lord Kupchuck wouldn't budge for his young Sith-apprentice, Andrew Bynum.

After deals fell through with D12 again, Orlando Magic trade discussion ended.

To be continued...

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