As if the Dwightmare isn't enough, there's word that Kanye West is Kim Kardashian's rebound lover. Gotta be true. People's reporting it.
Moreover, Kanye reveals he's upset with Kris Humphries' treatment of Kim and raps, "Lucky I ain't had Jay drop him from the team." Kanye, of course, is Jay-Z's collaborator and Jay, of course, is ... oh, never mind.