• You have used the word Moiso in real life
• You press "Z" even on other websites constantly. No matter how times you catch yourself
• You can't see the "Z" button on your keyboard anymore, you just know where it is
• You think Farmar and picks can get you anything
• You know who Damion James is
• You hear "Swag" you think of MarShon
• You've watched "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
• Your the only one apart from all your friends that doesn't hate Humphries
• You know what our new stadium will be called
• You know that Lin isn't even that good, he averages as many TO as Petro does terrible moves
• You propose the randomest trades that "worked" on the ESPN Trade Machine
• Your used to being down by 10 at halftime
• You can name all the players on the team
• You can count the amount of plays the Nets run on one hand
• Your more afraid of NI and ND banning you than seeing Petro with the ball
• You hope that you will one day see Nets highlights on ESPN for more than 10 seconds
• You know 90% of the "professionals" don't know what they're talking about
• The initial reaction to seeing a picture of Barclay's is "So many edges to piss on!"
• You've visited Johan Petro's webpage at least once
• You've battled
• Your emotions change faster than the Nets can blow a double-digit lead
• You can't remember the last time the Nets had a double-digit lead
• The word "progress" brings back bad memories
• Your an expert on ACL injuries
• You've logged onto NetsDaily during work and/or school... more than once... every 10 minutes
• You think every trade rumor that favors the Nets will happen, and everything else won't
• You can relate Dwight eating a cheese-steak to him coming to Brooklyn
• You get all your information from this site
• The first thing you check when you wake up is this site
• You have multiple tabs open, all for different NetsDaily articles
• Balancing work and ND equates to 98% ND and 1% work. The other 1% is checking for tweets on Dwight

I don't wanna take all of them, and we got some creative people here. Post yours below, the rec'd ones I'll add onto here. GO!

Added Ones (Rec'd ones):

• You close NetsDaily, only to open a new tab and go back to NetsDaily
• You have favorite posters
• You know certain poster's opinions
• The highlight of your day is getting 3 or more recs on a comment
• You think there's a new thread because nobody has commented for in 3 minutes
• Anything in a blue box becomes a credible source
• You actually do an activity that lasts over an hour, and get excited when you realize you have alot of catching up to do on NetsDaily
• You spend your birthday on NetsDaily
• You spend your work day cutting out Dwight heads for NetsDaily life
• You say I'm Loud and Proud without saying a "pause" afterwards
• You know (for the most part) who the other African American posters on ND are
• You know how to describe the prototypical center.
• You hear "multiple sources", you think of a certain picture
• Outlaw getting amnestied was the greatest moment of your life
• You only read the ND summary, skip the articles, and go directly to the comments because you know the comments will tell you all you need to know