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My 2012 ( satire filled ) Nets Predictions

So let us start :

- Deron Williams will state during a private party that he " is leaving the party " . Headlines around the world : Williams says he ' is leaving '


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- Dwight Howard says he would like to continue playing in the East coast , prompting NetsDaily readers to accept that he is taking his talents to Charlotte. Dwight-howard-funny_medium

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- Kim Kardashian attends a Nets - Lakers game. During the game , Kris Humphries " accidently " falls onto her. They fall in love again and E! plans a new reality show. Kim-kardashian-kris-humphries_medium

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- Ron Paul accused the Nets of violating the constitution because the Nets are owned by a Russian man.

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- Avery Johnson will get into a verbal fight with Bondy after Bondy accuses him of tanking the Nets season because the Nets let go of Steven Graham

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- After Skip Bayless tours the Barclays Center , he says the Knicks have found a great arena for their future. Wait , what?

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- The Knicks will go on a 3 game winning streak , prompting ESPN to call them the best team since the 90s Bulls. NetsDaily readers accuse Mark Stein of being an idiot and being biased.Melo_medium

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- Johan Petro will have 3 straight double doubles , which makes Nets fans call him the " second coming of Wilt" . Gyi0062910845_crop_450x500_medium

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