A spokesperson for Mikhail Prokhorov declined comment Thursday when asked if he will be gassing up the Gulfstream V for a one-stop flight from Moscow to Montecito, CA, this weekend. That's where the Kris Humphries - Kim Kardashian wedding will be held. There's no doubt he's one of the small circle of (1,000) friends of the happy couple invited to the wedding in a rented mansion high above Santa Barbara.

He and the rest of the Nets front office, including part owner Jay-Z, have been cleared for the wedding by the NBA. Lockout rules prohibit contact between players and team ownership and management. Guests have been told to wear either black or white and so we propose the Nets owner (future Russian PM) reprise this number.