I saw someone suggest this in the Deron Williams trade thread, and I wanted to propose it to the entire community:

What's a good nickname for Deron Williams? I am getting sick of the nicknames in the NBA these days, such as

LBJ, CP3, D-Will, T-Will, D-Wade, B-Lo, DJames, Hump, etc etc.  

I miss the days of the nicknames like Diesel, The Dream, The Mailman, The Iceman, the Pearl, The Glide, Dr. J, Magic, Chocolate Thunder.  So let's as a board find a better nickname for Deron Williams!! Post your suggestions here.

And let's all vow to never call him "D-Will."  It's just so unimaginative.