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NJ Nets 2011-12 Jersey Guide. Be Prepared! (Updated for new additions)

I don't know if someone else does this but I got this idea from another blog and decided to do it now that the NBA Season is about to begin! Whether you like this team or not I know you guys are excited to watch some ball.

Before the season, you need to get your jerseys to wear to Nets games (Duh, gotta represent). Here are your choices...

Number

Player

Pros

Cons

8

Deron Williams

He's a Top 10 player in the league.

Nastyyy crossover

He could be gone soon.

You need lessons in creativity.

9

MarShon Brooks

This kid has talent. Kobe-lite?

He's got Swag.

You can't handle the Swag.

2

Jordan Farmar

Those ears...

He entered Hump through the gates of celebrity Hell.

1

Sudiante Gaines

He hit that game-winner some time ago... for another team.

Who is this guy?

11

Brook Lopez

Very talented

DA BROOKIE MONSTER!

He's a center who can hit his free throws O.o

He likes Disney and comic books.

Could very likely be traded soon.

Your creativity is appalling

10

Damion James

He shares the same last name as LeBron.

Missed alot of last year, not really sure how he'll fair out.

92

DeShawn Stevenson

He can play DeFense and can hit the ThRee

He has a ring... and NBA ChAmpionship ring

He's got too many tattoos... and he may not get resigned after this year

40

Dennis Horner

Everyday he hustlin'

He made the team from the D-League, can you say respect?

He came from the D-League, can't be too good and nobody really knows him.

43

Kris Humphries

He got with Kim Kardash

He's the most hated man in basketball, make everyone around you pissed.

He's DA HUMP!

He's the most hated man in basketball.

22

Anthony Morrow

His nickname is Ammo... 'Nuff said.

He can shoot lights out, one of the top 3-point shooters in the league

He's uh... bad at everything else.

27

Johan Petro

PETROFL!

He'll get his minutes so people may know who he is... maybe.

Petrofl is Petrocious

13

Mehmet Okur

HE SAVED OUR SEASON!

Why wouldn't you want "Okur" on the back of your jersey?

13 is an unlucky number. Screw unlucky numbers.

20

Jordan Williams

He was pretty beast in college.

We have so many Williams, you could pass it off as Deron's... to clueless NBA fans.

Your going to have to explain to everyone that it isn't a Deron Williams

jersey it's a Jordan Williams jersey as they stare at you weirdly.

7

Shawne Williams

Suck it to the Knicks fans that we stole their player!

You could probably buy it cheap and then replace the number to make it Deron's jersey. Genius!

Your going to have to explain to everyone that it isn't a Deron Williams

jersey it's a Shawne Williams jersey as they stare at you even more weirdly.

33

Shelden WIlliams

Candace!

His nickname right now makes him a girl...

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