I don't know if someone else does this but I got this idea from another blog and decided to do it now that the NBA Season is about to begin! Whether you like this team or not I know you guys are excited to watch some ball.
Before the season, you need to get your jerseys to wear to Nets games (Duh, gotta represent). Here are your choices...
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Number
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Player
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Pros
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Cons
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8
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Deron Williams
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He's a Top 10 player in the league.
Nastyyy crossover
|
He could be gone soon.
You need lessons in creativity.
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9
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MarShon Brooks
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This kid has talent. Kobe-lite?
He's got Swag.
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You can't handle the Swag.
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2
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Jordan Farmar
|
Those ears...
|
He entered Hump through the gates of celebrity Hell.
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1
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Sudiante Gaines
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He hit that game-winner some time ago... for another team.
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Who is this guy?
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11
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Brook Lopez
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Very talented DA BROOKIE MONSTER! He's a center who can hit his free throws O.o |
He likes Disney and comic books.
Could very likely be traded soon.
Your creativity is appalling |
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10
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Damion James
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He shares the same last name as LeBron.
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Missed alot of last year, not really sure how he'll fair out.
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92
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DeShawn Stevenson
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He can play DeFense and can hit the ThRee He has a ring... and NBA ChAmpionship ring |
He's got too many tattoos... and he may not get resigned after this year
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40
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Dennis Horner
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Everyday he hustlin' He made the team from the D-League, can you say respect?
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He came from the D-League, can't be too good and nobody really knows him.
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43
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Kris Humphries
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He got with Kim Kardash
He's the most hated man in basketball, make everyone around you pissed. He's DA HUMP! |
He's the most hated man in basketball.
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22
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Anthony Morrow
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His nickname is Ammo... 'Nuff said.
He can shoot lights out, one of the top 3-point shooters in the league
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He's uh... bad at everything else.
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27
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Johan Petro
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PETROFL!
He'll get his minutes so people may know who he is... maybe.
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Petrofl is Petrocious
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13
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Mehmet Okur
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HE SAVED OUR SEASON! Why wouldn't you want "Okur" on the back of your jersey? |
13 is an unlucky number. Screw unlucky numbers.
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20
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Jordan Williams
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He was pretty beast in college. We have so many Williams, you could pass it off as Deron's... to clueless NBA fans. |
Your going to have to explain to everyone that it isn't a Deron Williams
jersey it's a Jordan Williams jersey as they stare at you weirdly.
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7
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Suck it to the Knicks fans that we stole their player! You could probably buy it cheap and then replace the number to make it Deron's jersey. Genius! |
Your going to have to explain to everyone that it isn't a Deron Williams
jersey it's a Shawne Williams jersey as they stare at you even more weirdly. |
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33 |
Shelden WIlliams |
Candace! |
His nickname right now makes him a girl... |
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