I don't know if someone else does this but I got this idea from another blog and decided to do it now that the NBA Season is about to begin! Whether you like this team or not I know you guys are excited to watch some ball.
Before the season, you need to get your jerseys to wear to Nets games (Duh, gotta represent). Here are your choices...
Number
|
Player
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Pros
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Cons
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8
|
Deron Williams
|
He's a Top 10 player in the league.
Nastyyy crossover
|
He could be gone soon.
You need lessons in creativity.
|
9
|
MarShon Brooks
|
This kid has talent. Kobe-lite?
He's got Swag.
|
You can't handle the Swag.
|
2
|
Jordan Farmar
|
Those ears...
|
He entered Hump through the gates of celebrity Hell.
|
1
|
Sudiante Gaines
|
He hit that game-winner some time ago... for another team.
|
Who is this guy?
|
11
|
Brook Lopez
|
Very talented DA BROOKIE MONSTER! He's a center who can hit his free throws O.o |
He likes Disney and comic books.
Could very likely be traded soon.
Your creativity is appalling |
10
|
Damion James
|
He shares the same last name as LeBron.
|
Missed alot of last year, not really sure how he'll fair out.
|
92
|
DeShawn Stevenson
|
He can play DeFense and can hit the ThRee He has a ring... and NBA ChAmpionship ring |
He's got too many tattoos... and he may not get resigned after this year
|
40
|
Dennis Horner
|
Everyday he hustlin' He made the team from the D-League, can you say respect?
|
He came from the D-League, can't be too good and nobody really knows him.
|
43
|
Kris Humphries
|
He got with Kim Kardash
He's the most hated man in basketball, make everyone around you pissed. He's DA HUMP! |
He's the most hated man in basketball.
|
22
|
Anthony Morrow
|
His nickname is Ammo... 'Nuff said.
He can shoot lights out, one of the top 3-point shooters in the league
|
He's uh... bad at everything else.
|
27
|
Johan Petro
|
PETROFL!
He'll get his minutes so people may know who he is... maybe.
|
Petrofl is Petrocious
|
13
|
Mehmet Okur
|
HE SAVED OUR SEASON! Why wouldn't you want "Okur" on the back of your jersey? |
13 is an unlucky number. Screw unlucky numbers.
|
20
|
Jordan Williams
|
He was pretty beast in college. We have so many Williams, you could pass it off as Deron's... to clueless NBA fans. |
Your going to have to explain to everyone that it isn't a Deron Williams
jersey it's a Jordan Williams jersey as they stare at you weirdly.
|
7
|
Shawne Williams |
Suck it to the Knicks fans that we stole their player! You could probably buy it cheap and then replace the number to make it Deron's jersey. Genius! |
Your going to have to explain to everyone that it isn't a Deron Williams
jersey it's a Shawne Williams jersey as they stare at you even more weirdly. |
33 |
Shelden WIlliams |
Candace! |
His nickname right now makes him a girl... |