Hump Cancels Vegas Club Act

He may be devastated by Kim Kardashian's divorce filings. He may be out a couple of hundred thousand dollars in a Ponzi scheme. He may be unemployed on Opening Night because of the lockout.  But Kris Humphries will, what else, rebound from his miserable week.

The Hunk, uh we meant Hump, was featured shirtless in a promotion for the Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas. He was scheduled to "host" Saturday evening's entertainment at the club. On Tuesday, he canceled. Still, reports USA Today, his career as a celebrity is not over despite what that meanie Kim did to him.  It's likely he will be able to take advantage of "sympathetic attention" if that's what he wants.

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