It's probably too much to ask for, but...the Nets are now 10-64 and have won three of their last four. The Timberwolves are 14-60 and have lost 16 straight, the third time this season they've lost 15 or more in a row. Even the Nets can't match that.
What happens if the Nets catch the Wolves? The two teams would split 448 ping pong calls then flip a coin on April 15 for the 449th. The coin flip would also be used to determine who receives the earlier pick in the event that neither of them wins one of the first three picks via the lottery.