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The Not-So-Official Kris Humpty Humphries Bandwagon


It's now clear to me that in a world of trolls, serfs and underlings, Kris Big Hump Humpries is a man amongst boys. His playa skills are off the charts. And has he even missed a shot this year? Then he hooks up with Kim Kardashian. Big Hump is Da Man!! Trade Devin or Murphy for Melo? Whatever. Throw in some first rounders? Sure, why not. Add Favors to the trade? That would disappoint me. But, absolutely, positively, the Nets CANNOT trade the Big Hump!!!! He should be untouchable. After all, he played Dwight much better than that Lopez kid. Hump has all the tools to be our franchise playa and his posse is fat!!

So to all the wanna-be playas, pimps, pimpettes, thugs, scaliwags, nerds, fan-boys, gamers, insomniacs, and the like . . . bow down to your King . . . . Kris Big Hump Humpries!!! All financial contributions to the Big Hump Bandwagon are tax deductible. Certain restrictions may apply.